Kim Kardashian unveiled her hot new ‘bling bling’ blond at this years Teen Choice Awards event.

Looks like she has some balayage highlights going on and who ever did it get a standing ovation from me! Brilliant technique and absolutely beautiful tone.

Anyone know who did the color?

Even though her length is extension hair (I’d imagine getting her black was a little rough on length), she still gets the Applause!

Megan Fox does the red carpet right!

Her hair is fresh, interesting, cool and anything but boring old ‘young Hollywood’.

Thumbs up to you, Megan Fox.

PS- Megan, Call me!

After hours of sleepless nights trying to put my finger on what was ‘missing’. I finally realized what it was when I saw these pictures of Eva Longoria. What was missing was this.

When you have long wavy hair that isn’t layered very much, especially around the face you need a heaping dose of “BIG”!

Compare the lovely Kathering McPhee to Eva Longoria.

My father use to tell me “You can never make your client’s hair too BIG, too BLONDE, or too CURLY”. I finally understand.

But, I may be getting old and just don’t ‘get it’ “the way this younger generations swings, you know it’s more than just some new sensation. Seems the kids are into losing sleep and they don’t come home for half the week. You know, its more than just an aggravation.”

Sorry, I had a Van Halen moment….

Personally, I’m not a big fan. In my humble opinion, long hair for the sake of long hair doesn’t make it pretty hair. There are times when hair is just plain TOO LONG! As pretty as young Hollywood is, the hippie ‘natural’ style just looks… well, un=stylish. I’m no longer interested in the center part either, it just doesn’t catch my eye or look interesting.

Maybe I’m just grouchy because I no longer have my hair, ‘my precious’ (best said with a Gollum voice).

You be the judge. Enter the MTV awards 2009

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Thumbs up for Elizabeth Banks and STYLE!!!

When I saw you on the red carpet event for the HBO Films premiere of ‘Grey Gardens’ at The Ziegfeld Theater, you took my breath away. 

Your hair was beautiful, current yet paid homage to the glamor days of Hollywood without looking like a costumed attempt at vintage. 

Bravo!

PS-Call me!

Anyway!

Jessica Alba doing her best ‘modern’ Valerie Bertinelli impersonation.

Now, the original

From time to time I will post a new type of post I like to call “The Review”. I, self appointed expert of all things hair related, at least on the Hairmaven website, will give a quite little critique of a celebrities hair style and a ranking from 1 to 10 (one being wretched and ten being hubba hubba FABULOUS!). This is only my opinion so take it with a grain of salt, others on the site (Presotto and Maddy) may disagree, but not if they know what’s good for them! Boy, did I take my grumpy pills this morning or what?!?! Just kidding guys!

Anyway, our first victum crituque…

Scarlett Johansson: Scarlett gets her hair colored from the trademark blonde to a beautiful shade of red. This is the first I’ve seen of her with a darker shade of hair. I think that it’s pretty, but for some reason I prefer Marilyn Monroe blonde. The platinum blonde makes her look so much more “sex kitten” than the red/brown. With the darker color she reminds me of a high school cheerleader that would turn me down when I asked her to the prom.

I assume the color change was for a role to tone down the ‘sex kitten’ thing she has and make her more prom turn me down cheerleader type, so I can’t hold that against her.

While I think that her hair was colored technically well, the styling leaves something to be desired. As far as I can tell she has WAY too much silicone on her hair leaving it lacking moisture (hence the fly aways), it’s had the piss flat ironed out of it and it need some freaking LAYERS!!!! What is up with “Hollywood” and the “models” not having any layers in their hair? Just makes them look doubty and lacking in style!

Color Rank: 8/10

Hairstyle Rank : 5/10

Overall: 7/10

PS- Scarlett, call me girl!